Fucking Math

What the fuck is this?
A seven or a G?
A Q or maybe equals sign,
Is that a 2 I see?

The hell is with the As and Zs,
The Xs and the Ys?
It isn't fucking Algebra,
Its fucking hell on ice!

The alphabet is letters!
Not 4s and 8s and 9s,
You better fucking fix this,
Or I'll go out of my mind!

Who CARES about the times table?!
Who CARES about the Ys?!
The fuck is with the weirdo Zs,
I think I'm going to die!

The point of all this mindless stuff?
The point of "all that jazz",
There isn't any point at all,
Cause math is just an ass!